by Chris Eaton:
The Japanese. Those wonderful bastards. A nation of over sexed men with powerful minds that are put to use to created things to jack off too. Be it robo whores, hentai tentacle rape, or, their greatest creation. Video games. With video games, the jack off to refractory back to jack off period ratio goes by much quicker when one has something to both keep them entertained and get aroused to.
So take a look at the latest offering for the home gaming market. Straight from the Tokyo Game Show: Gal Gun.
In Gal Gun, you’re the hottest piece of man ass in school, and every girl in school have their panties moist and are out for you! How do you defend your self? Use your pheromone gun, and shoot them full of pleasure rays that’ll keep them off your dick before it becomes raw.
Only thing I have to say to that is:
An Orgazmo game.
Five bucks says that this will never see release state side, as we are a country founded by prudes. At least there’s importing. I salute you you crazy sushi loving bastards.
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